Gwyneth Paltrow's Teen Daughter Apple Takes A Playful Swipe At Mom's Goop Empire Gwyneth Paltrow’s Teen Daughter Apple Roasts Her GOOP Morning Routine

Gwyneth Paltrow's Teen Daughter Apple Takes A Playful Swipe At Mom's Goop Empire

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Teen Daughter Apple Roasts Her GOOP Morning Routine

Let’s talk about Gwyneth Paltrow for a moment. The mom of two isn’t just an Oscar-winning actress or the founder of Goop; she’s also a pretty cool mom who isn’t afraid to share a laugh at her own expense. Recently, Gwyneth gave us a glimpse into her family life when she shared a hilarious photo of her teenage daughter Apple’s take on her Goop business. This isn’t just any photo—it’s a "to-do list" that hilariously mocks some of the more unique items Gwyneth sells on her site.

With a caption that reads, “Apple’s interpretation of my to-do list #quaranteen,” Gwyneth, now in her late 40s, posted the note, which included the cheeky line, “Make more vagina eggs and candles.” It’s safe to say Apple has a wicked sense of humor, and she’s not afraid to call out her mom’s quirky business ventures.

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    What Exactly Are These Vagina Eggs?

    For those who might not be familiar with Goop’s more... unconventional offerings, the jade eggs are a real thing. According to Goop’s website, they’re designed to help women harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and Kegel-like exercises. Now, imagine being the teenager of the woman who sells these. Apple’s take on this product is nothing short of genius, and it’s clear she has a sharp sense of humor. She also gave a nod to her mom’s famous candle, which cheekily boasts the name “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

    Apple's Witty Humor Gets the Internet Talking

    Gwyneth’s fans absolutely loved Apple’s clever commentary. The comments section was filled with praise for the young teen. One user hilariously remarked, “She’s a flipping genius … and she needs to be in charge.” Another chimed in, “She is hilarious! That candle was sold out in one split second!” There’s no denying that Apple has inherited her mom’s sense of humor and wit.

    Peeking Into Gwyneth’s Life as a Mom

    It’s not every day we get a peek into Gwyneth’s life as a mother. Between her acting career and running Goop, she doesn’t often share glimpses of her family life. However, Gwyneth, who shares Apple and her son Moses, 14, with ex-husband Chris Martin, recently uploaded a rare photo with her kids while they were all self-isolating during the coronavirus pandemic. The caption read, “WFH with some moral support,” and showed Apple and Moses posing behind their mom in a heartwarming moment.

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    While Gwyneth may have gotten away with sharing this sweet moment, Apple isn’t always so keen on her mom posting pictures of her. Back in March 2019, Apple left a snarky comment on her mom’s Instagram after Gwyneth shared a photo of them on a ski lift. Apple wrote, “Mom, we have discussed this. You may not post anything without my consent.” Gwyneth’s response? “You can’t even see your face!”

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    Gwyneth opened up about her relationship with her kids during an appearance on The Rachael Ray Show in January 2019. She admitted that being a parent to teenagers isn’t always easy. “I am mortifying. Like, I am the most embarrassing person all of a sudden,” she confessed. “It’s been, like, a couple good years that I’ve been the most embarrassing person.” Sounds like Apple and Moses have their hands full!

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